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My Golden Core is a Star, and You Call This Cultivating?! • Ch. 31
My Golden Core is a Star, and You Call This Cultivating?!Season 2

Chapter 031: The Strange Seismic Pings

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Incense in the Golden Dragon Throne Room always tasted like scorched cinnamon and stale tallow. It hung heavy in the drafty heights of the Great Yan Imperial Palace, curling around two hundred white jade pillars before thinning out beneath rafters drenched in beaten gold. Below those rafters, ten thousand court functionaries stood shoulder-to-shoulder, silk slippers squeaking against mirror-polished marble whenever someone shifted weight.

Nobody shifted weight if they valued their neck.

High on the nine-tiered dais of purple crystal sat Emperor Yan Long. His robes—stiff gold brocade embroidered with nine-clawed dragons cutting through thunderclouds—draped over his knees like sheet metal. A Late Nascent Soul Sovereign didn't fidget. His spiritual pressure sat on the hall like an anvil, heavy and quiet, pinning ministers and generals to the floor tiles.

Kneeling at the foot of the dais, Grand Imperial Astrologer Xuan Chen had cold sweat running into his eyelashes. His fingers gripped a gold-plated jade scroll so hard his knuckles showed chalk-white.

"Forty-eight pearls," Emperor Yan Long said. The voice wasn't loud, but it hummed through the breastplates of the imperial guard like a plucked bowstring. "Explain the tally, Astrologer."

Xuan Chen pressed his forehead to the cold stone. "Majesty. For three days and three nights, the Nine-Dragon Earth-Quake Scrying Device in the Grand Observatory has refused to rest. The bronze dragons in the western housing have dropped forty-eight counter-spheres into the bronze toads. Every strike shook the observatory floor."

"Tectonic settlement?" the Minister of Works offered from the third row. "The Southern Cloud peaks have brittle roots."

"Not settlement," Xuan Chen stammered, daring to lift his chin. "Settlement is chaotic. Stone fractures along shear planes; it groans, slips, and tapers off. This... this is rhythmic. Exactly fifty beats per breath. A cold, mechanical cadence hammering straight up through the Western Meridian."

A nervous rustle ran through the ranks of silk sleeves.

"Worse," Xuan Chen pressed on, swallowing hard. "Our deep-earth divination mirrors recorded thermal spikes fifty meters below the southern spur of Sunset Peak. Not magma. Magma spreads along fissures at twelve hundred degrees. The mirrors registered a localized thermal node exceeding fifty thousand degrees."

Dead silence dropped over the hall.

"Fifty thousand?" someone whispered in the military ranks. "Absurd. The Seventh-Rank Earth-Fire Cauldrons in the armory melt their own crucible linings past six thousand!"

"Could it be a slumbering beast?" another murmured. "A First Epoch Ancient Fire Drake waking in the deep crust?"

Heavy metal boots cut the murmurs short.

*CLANK. CLANK. CLANK.*

The strides sounded like pig-iron bars dropped on flagstones. From the front rank of imperial nobility, a square-jawed, broad-shouldered man cut through the sea of robes. He wore no silk. His barrel chest was wrapped in three-inch slabs of riveted black meteor-iron, his crimson velvet cape dragging behind him like a greasy coal sack.

Grand Elder Tie Kuang. Supreme Leader of the Iron Pavilion.

The man who held the Crown monopoly over every blast furnace, ore cart, pickaxe, and smelting permit across the nine provinces.

Tie Kuang stopped at the base of the dais and slammed his right fist against his breastplate. The *CLANG* rang off the gilded ceiling.

"It is no dragon, Majesty," Tie Kuang rumbled. His voice was gravel run through an ore crusher. "Our prospecting ledgers have logged the Southern Cloud Mountains for two centuries. The surveys are clear. Beneath Sunset Peak lies a dormant spur of the Ancient Azure-Dragon Spirit Iron Vein."

Emperor Yan Long tilted his head, golden eyes narrowing. "A spirit iron vein does not beat at fifty pulses a breath, Director Tie. Nor does it burn white-hot."

"Naturally not, Sire," Tie Kuang sneered, thick lips pulling back over teeth stained with betel nut and forge smoke. "Stone doesn't beat like an engine unless someone is driving steel into it. Some rogue outfit—wildcat blacksmiths or a renegade sect—has tunneled into Crown reserves without a permit. They’re running bootleg crucibles, skimming high-grade spirit ore, and rattling the ley lines with unsanctioned kinetic drilling."

Tie Kuang dropped to one knee, iron plates grinding against marble.

"Under the Imperial Mining Charter, all subterranean ores, dragon veins, and deep-earth alloys belong exclusively to the Crown. Every pound of spirit iron belongs to Your Majesty’s shipyards. Right now, the Imperial Navy’s eastern ironclad fleet is stalled for lack of hull plating. We cannot tolerate squatters skimming Crown property."

"You have already moved," the Emperor noted calmly.

"Director Tie Feng is already in the western foothills with two hundred Earth-Drill Enforcers and three subterranean boring skiffs," Tie Kuang admitted without blinking. "I formally petition Your Majesty for an Imperial Writ of Expropriation. Authorize the Iron Pavilion to seize the peak, take the vein, and execute any rogue squatters obstructing imperial industry."

Emperor Yan Long rested his chin on his knuckle. Warships needed armor plates. Coastal borders were restless. Bureaucracy had its place, but iron was iron.

"Granted," the Emperor said. "Issue the writ under the Nine-Dragon Vermilion Seal. Secure the Southern Cloud vein before the week is out. Any who resist the Crown's mandate shall be crushed."

"Subordinate obeys with his life!" Tie Kuang barked, backing out of the hall with a savage grin.

***

Thirty miles west, crisp mountain pine smelled of burning sulfur, scorched tallow, and bad diesel.

The eastern valley beneath Sunset Peak was now an armed quarry. Twenty heavy transport flatbeds, hitched to pairs of two-headed horned Earth-Monitor lizards, sat axle-deep in the churned river mud. The lizards, their hides rough as cobblestones and thick as boiler plate, snorted sulfurous phlegm into the shallows, tails twitching against gravel.

Director Tie Feng stood on a granite boulder overlooking the staging trench.

He was a lean, hard-bitten officer with an old blast scar across his jaw. His left arm was an intricate construct of blackened spirit-steel, bronze linkages, and hydraulic lines. Every time his fingers flexed, the pressure accumulator on his forearm whistled: *psssht-click, psssht-click.*

Behind him, two hundred battle-miners stood at ease, black-iron breastplates scarred from tunnel skirmishes. Diamond-tipped pneumatic drill picks rested against their shoulders, hitched to pressurized spirit-fluid tanks strapped across their backs.

Resting on timber cribbing in the dry wash were three Subterranean Snail-Boring Skiffs.

Ugly, brutal war engines. Sixty feet of riveted corpse-iron plate on low bronze caterpillar treads, shaped like bloated iron snails. At the snout of each skiff sat a twenty-foot conical drill head studded with spiraling diamond-steel teeth. The hybrid combustion engines idled, twin exhaust funnels belching greasy black clouds into the morning air.

*CHUG... CHUG... CHUG... CHUG...*

The ground shuddered with every stroke of the four-foot pistons.

"Director," a scout jogged up, clutching a grease-stained field map. "The summit above this spur belongs to the Clear Sky Sect. Imperial code dictates we deliver a formal notice of eminent domain before breaking ground."

Tie Feng spit into the scrub. His mechanical fingers twitched, sending a spark of yellow qi across the steel knuckles.

"Clear Sky Sect?" Tie Feng let out a raspy bark of laughter. "A third-rate pack of barefoot monks weeding radishes and staring at clouds. They haven't produced a Nascent Soul expert in four centuries. Send a notice? Why? So they can weep into their tea and wave peach-wood swords at my siege skiffs?"

He jumped down from the boulder, boots crunching through gravel.

"We don't climb their mountain," Tie Feng ordered, pointing his steel index finger at the sheer granite cliff fifty yards away. "We bore the roots. Angle the primary cutter heads thirty degrees negative. Cut straight beneath their boundary line. By the time those monks finish morning sutras, we'll be sixty meters under their foundations, tapping the dragon vein and pumping high-grade ore into our flatbeds."

"And if their vegetable patches cave in?" the scout asked with a grin.

"Then they can plant cabbage in imperial crushed rock," Tie Feng sneered. "Fire the burners! Full forward torque!"

*CLANG! CLANG!*

Miners slammed dog-wrenches against the engine clutches. The diesel-spirit burners roared, black smoke erupting in choking billows. The diamond drill heads began to spin, their cutting teeth blurring into silver spirals.

*SKRRRRRRRRR-CRUNCH!*

The lead snail-skiff drove its revolving nose into the grey granite cliff. The sound was an ear-splitting howl of tortured rock. Stone chips and white quartz dust geysered from the cutter faces, caught by internal auger screws and spewed in grey piles behind the bronze treads.

The earth groaned as the three iron beasts began chewing into the mountain's belly, driving a four-foot borehole straight toward Subterranean Floor 1.

***

Fifty meters underground, the air was sixty-eight degrees, smelled cleanly of pine shavings, and carried zero diesel soot.

Austin sat on his heels on the mirror-smooth obsidian floor of Floor 1, whistling a flat tune through his teeth. His hemp apron was dusted with wood flour, his straw sandals parked neatly beside his heavy oak tool chest. In his right hand, he held a twenty-four-millimeter metric socket fitted to a seventy-two-tooth Stellar-Steel ratchet.

Beside him sat his morning’s project: a sixty-foot automated conveyor transport line.

Twenty cylindrical rollers, turned by hand on his lathe from solid Azure-Dragon Spirit Iron, rested in heartwood pillow blocks bolted to the vitrified floor. Stretched over the rollers was a three-ply woven canvas belt, sealed with boiled resin and laced together with brass alligator clips.

He fitted the socket over the take-up bearing bolt and pulled with steady, measured force.

*Click-click-click-TIGHT.*

The mechanism seated with a crisp, solid snap that vibrated pleasantly up his forearm.

Austin leaned in, running his thumb over the bolt head. "Zero play," he muttered, wiping a streak of mineral grease onto his apron. "True ninety-degree alignment across the frame. If you leave even half a millimeter of runout on an idler roller, the belt tracks off-center, rubs the side guides, and tears the lacing out by lunchtime. Then you’re on your knees with a splice kit while the whole shop sits idle."

A heavy, dark snout nudged into the crook of his elbow, sniffing loudly at the grease tin.

"Watch the whiskers, Pug," Austin said, nudging the hound's left head away.

Pug, the Three-Headed Nether-Solar Cerberus, sat on his massive haunches beside the tool rack. His stubby tail thumped rhythmically against the stone—*thud, thud, thud*—while his middle head rested its chin on Austin’s spare toolbox. His ruby star-eyes watched the shiny spirit-iron rollers with deep canine suspicion, occasionally blinking whenever the counterweight on the ceiling draft flue shifted with a faint metallic clink.

Deep in the western wall, the secondary steam siphon hummed like a slumbering furnace. The high-pressure draft lines Austin had cut from the drainage sump were pulling excess vapor down into the subterranean cooling radiator, keeping the cavern dry and cool despite the thermal crucible humming below.

Austin stood up, stretched his lower back until two vertebrae popped, and admired the conveyor line.

"Once the Pelton wheel engages the gearbox, this belt runs sixty discrete blocks a minute straight from the drop hopper to the sorting racks. No hauling. No carrying. Zero manual lifting. Pure hands-free passive throughput."

He reached for a clean cotton rag, wiped down the guide rail, and gave the lead roller an experimental spin. It spun for forty seconds without a whisper, balanced to within a thousandth of an inch.

Through the solid stone of the eastern wall, five hundred yards away and forty meters deep, three massive diamond drill heads were chewing through granite at twenty yards an hour, pointed directly at Austin's freshly squared baseboard.

Austin reached for his grease gun, completely unbothered by the universe.

"Next up," he said, patting Pug's middle head, "we build an automated wet-sluice for the rough gravel. Keep the dust down, save the bearing seals. Clean shop, clean life."

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