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My Golden Core is a Star, and You Call This Cultivating?! • Ch. 32
My Golden Core is a Star, and You Call This Cultivating?!Season 2

Chapter 032: The Iron Pavilion's Claim

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The eastern foothills smelled like burned cylinder oil, hot bronze, and pulverized gravel.

Thick, yellow-black smudge belched from the exhaust stacks of the three Subterranean Snail-Boring Skiffs, hanging in the hemlock branches like greasy wool. They were monstrous, sixty-foot slugs of riveted corpse-iron, rumbling forward on segmented bronze treads that crushed river boulders into road base. At the snout of each rig, a twenty-foot conical drill head spun with a sustained, ear-splitting shriek, chewing into the grey granite cliff face at thirty yards an hour.

Every few seconds, the diamond-steel teeth hit a quartz knot. The engine would cough, the treads would buck against their timber chocks, and the rear auger chutes would vomit another ton of wet stone slurry straight into the river wash with a heavy *SPLLAT*.

Director Tie Feng leaned against the observation rail of the command wagon, an unlit tallow cheroot clamped between his yellowed canine teeth.

His left arm rested on the cold iron coaming. It was a masterpiece of imperial artificery: blackened spirit-steel plates covering miniature bronze pistons, with flexible hydraulic lines braided from silver wire and serpent gut. Every time he tapped his fingers against the railing, an internal relief valve let out a wet, oily hiss: *psssht-clink, psssht-click.*

A battle-miner in a stiff leather apron scrambled up the access ladder, boots skidding on a smear of gear grease.

"Depth reading, Director!" the miner yelled over the drill roar, cupping both hands around a dented brass speaking trumpet. "Lead rig just cleared forty-two meters! We blew past the weathered surface granite ten minutes ago. We’re in high-density purple basalt now. Core density is through the roof!"

Tie Feng spit a shred of tobacco off the railing into the churning mud below. "Torque needles holding?"

"Spike at fifteen hundred foot-pounds, but the diamond teeth are biting clean! If the seismic mirrors are right, we break through into the mountain's central cavity in less than two quarters of an hour!"

A thin, razor-sharp smile touched Tie Feng's scarred cheek. His metal fingers clenched, bronze gears meshing with a tight, oiled squeal.

"Good. Let those Clear Sky monks keep chanting their morning verses on the summit. By dusk, their ancestral spirit vein will be sitting in Crown ore wagons, tagged with imperial serial numbers. If the monks don't like it, they can take a complaint form to the Ministry of Works in the capital. The line at the registry office is six years long."

He reached into his breast pocket for a flint to light his cheroot.

He never struck it.

*SHNNNNG.*

A sharp, whistling tear split the diesel smoke overhead. A line of violet sword light dropped from the cloud deck like a surveyor's plumb line, slicing through the engine haze before hammering into the riverbank thirty paces out.

Gravel exploded in a concussive spray. Dry pebbles clattered against the iron hull of the lead skiff like buckshot.

When the dust settled, twelve figures stood on the dry stones.

At their head was Sect Master Gu Qing. His violet silk robes snapped in the engine wash, his gray-streaked beard bristling with cold, offended fury. Flanking him were Elder Zhao, Elder Song, and ten inner disciples, spiritual swords drawn and gleaming pale blue in the morning smog.

"SHUT DOWN THOSE ENGINES!"

Gu Qing’s roar carried the full, concussive weight of a Peak Golden Core patriarch. The sonic pulse hit the command wagon hard enough to rattle the glass on the pressure dials, cutting right through the piston thrum.

"By the ancestral covenants of the Canglan Continent, the Southern Cloud Mountain Range has been the sovereign seat of the Clear Sky Sect for twelve hundred years!" Gu Qing took two rigid strides forward, sword point angled directly at the lead boring rig. "Iron Pavilion! By whose authority do you bring military siege drills into our valley and gouge the living bedrock of our home?!"

Two hundred armored battle-miners stationed along the dry wash didn't even drop their wrenches. They merely shifted their heavy tower shields forward, locking the cold-rolled steel rims with a heavy, practiced *CLACK*, while fifty marksmen rested pneumatic drilling pikes across the top notches, barrels aimed straight at the disciples' chests.

Tie Feng didn't reach for his saber. He just laughed.

It was a wet, grating rattle, like two rusty trowels scraping across dried mortar. He swung one armored leg over the iron railing and dropped twenty feet to the river stones, landing with the solid, deadened thud of a five-hundred-pound man.

"Ancestral covenants?" Tie Feng swaggered forward, boots grinding through gravel. The miniature pressure accumulator on his left wrist whistled softly: *psssht-click.* "Gu Qing, you backwoods hermit. You've been sitting up in that mountain birdcage so long your brain has turned to pine sap."

With his flesh hand, Tie Feng reached into his coat and whipped out a heavy roll of crimson parchment bound in braided gold wire.

He snapped the cord. The scroll whipped open with a crack like a bullwhip.

At the top sat the nine-clawed golden dragon of Great Yan, stamped beneath a fist-sized blot of imperial vermilion wax:

*"By supreme decree of His Imperial Majesty, Emperor Yan Long: All deep-earth dragon veins, spiritual mineral beds, and subterranean metaphysical assets within the Western Provinces are hereby expropriated for Crown use. The Iron Pavilion holds exclusive monopoly over extraction, refining, and perimeter enforcement. Any faction resisting said extraction shall be declared in open rebellion against the Crown."*

Tie Feng shoved the scroll within three inches of Gu Qing’s nose. The imperial seal gave off a faint, stifling spiritual pressure—the cold weight of an empire that could field ten thousand ironclads and a million infantrymen.

"Read it and weep, monk," Tie Feng sneered, yellow teeth flashing. "Your sect is running an unregistered, unpermitted wildcat excavation directly beneath this spur. The capital seismic arrays logged your kinetic pulses for three days straight. Under Imperial Mining Code Seven, Section Four, I have the authority to pull your halls down, seize your storehouses, and hang your council from the nearest pine tree for grand treason."

Behind Gu Qing, the younger disciples turned pale as lime plaster. Sword tips dipped. To fight a rival sect was dangerous enough; to stand against the Nine-Dragon Seal was to sign the execution warrant for every cousin, aunt, and nephew back in their home villages.

Elder Zhao leaned in, sweat soaking through his embroidered collar. "Sect Master... that is the true seal. The Ministry of Works. If we draw steel on imperial enforcers, the Western Legion will march within a fortnight. We have to negotiate. Offer them thirty percent of the mineral rights—maybe forty! We cannot fight the Crown!"

"Quiet, Zhao," Gu Qing said softly.

The Sect Master wasn't looking at the scroll. He wasn't even looking at Tie Feng's sneering face.

His eyes had drifted past the command wagon, tracking the angle of the lead snail-skiff's twenty-foot diamond snout.

The machine was tilted thirty degrees negative.

It had started on the eastern riverbank. It had cut forty-two meters deep into the purple basalt, chewing straight through the mountain's bedrock on an unyielding, dead-straight vector.

Gu Qing did the trigonometry in his head.

Forty-two meters down. Angled northwest. Running directly beneath the southern slope of Sunset Peak.

Directly beneath the vegetable patch.

Directly beneath the root cellar.

Directly beneath the workshop floor of the Ancient Living Sun who captured heavenly tribulation lightning in glass pickle jars, melted ancient immortal swords into doorstops, and measured cavern walls down to the tenth of a millimeter with brass rulers.

Gu Qing remembered visiting the lower floor two days ago. He remembered the smell of ozone, the blinding white light of the plasma torch, and the way the Ancestor had yelled at him for three minutes straight because Gu Qing's hemp sandals had tracked a single pinch of garden loam across a freshly vitrified floor tile.

*“You see that line, Gu Qing?”* the Ancestor had snapped, pointing a twenty-pound wrench at the threshold. *“That is a sterile work envelope. If you drag outdoor grit past the lintel, it gets into the bronze sleeve bearings. Do you want to polish roller journals by hand? Because I sure as hell don't.”*

And now...

Gu Qing looked at the sixty-foot snail-skiff belching raw diesel sludge, spewing rock slurry, and grinding its diamond snout directly toward that very same floor.

Gu Qing’s left eye gave a sudden, sharp twitch.

A tiny, involuntary tremor pulled at the corner of his mouth. His jaw, set in a grim patriarch's scowl a moment ago, slacked. The tension drained out of his shoulders, replaced by something strange, loose, and completely unhinged.

His cheeks flushed red. His chest hitched.

Then, right in front of Tie Feng, two hundred battle-miners, and his own terrified disciples...

Sect Master Gu Qing snorted.

*Pfffft.*

He slapped his thigh. His shoulders shook. He threw his head back toward the smoke-stained sky and let out a howl of hysterical, stomach-cramping laughter.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA... OH HEAVENS! HAHAHAHA!"

Gu Qing laughed until his knees gave way. He grabbed Elder Zhao's shoulder for support, tears streaming down his cheeks, wheezing and gasping for air like a landed carp.

"Hahaha! Ancestors preserve us! Oh, the heavens have eyes! HAHAHAHA!"

Tie Feng’s sneer curdled instantly into cold, venomous fury.

His steel prosthetic arm screeched as the gears seized in his clenched fist, brass pistons hissing with angry steam. "You laugh at the Emperor's seal, Gu Qing?!" he roared, veins bulging along his neck like cords. "Have you lost your wretched mind?! Do you think my miners won't paint this riverbed with your guts?!"

"No, no... forgive me, Director Tie!" Gu Qing wheezed, waving a limp silk sleeve, struggling desperately to catch his breath. "Please! Don't mind me! My mental state has never been clearer in two centuries!"

Gu Qing stood up straight, though his mouth was still twitching with suppressed giggles. He looked at Tie Feng with an expression of profound, pitying tenderness—the look a veteran mason gives an apprentice who is about to take a sledgehammer to a load-bearing pillar.

"Director Tie," Gu Qing said, his voice trembling with pure, unadulterated joy. "You are an imperial officer of great renown. You hold the Emperor’s holy scroll. You have brought two hundred brave, heavily armored men. You have fifty pneumatic drill pikes. You have three magnificent, smoke-belching iron snails designed to bore through solid rock."

Gu Qing swept his arm toward the western cliff with the flourishing grace of a banquet host ushering guests to the roast pig.

"And you have pointed those drills directly into the basement workshop of an Ancient Living Sun."

Tie Feng stared at him, brows knit in hard suspicion. "What kind of backwoods gibberish are you spouting, old man?"

"It is no gibberish, Director Tie," Gu Qing smiled, eyes dancing with wicked, anticipatory glee. "I withdraw our objection! In fact, I insist you continue! Don't let our humble sect delay imperial progress for another breath! Throttle up those engines! Put all three drills to maximum revolutions! Give it all the coal you have!"

Gu Qing stepped back onto the river gravel and waved his disciples to sheathe their swords.

"I have only one small piece of tradesman advice, Director," Gu Qing added, his tone dripping with sweet sincerity. "When that twenty-foot diamond cutter punches through the wall into His private domain... please, for the love of your ancestors, remember to wipe your boots before you step off the drill head."

Tie Feng blinked. "Wipe my boots?"

"Yes," Gu Qing nodded warmly, turning on his heel to walk away. "He just vitrified the flagstones yesterday. The Ancestor gets terribly upset about tracking diesel soot across a freshly leveled floor."

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