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My Golden Core is a Star, and You Call This Cultivating?! • Ch. 127
My Golden Core is a Star, and You Call This Cultivating?!Season 6

Chapter 127: The Ticket Booth & The Souvenir Shop

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By mid-afternoon, the entrance plaza of Sunset Peak had been transformed into a masterclass of municipal crowd logistics.

Where ancient demonic mountain fortresses traditionally placed jagged bone-spikes, poisoned pit-traps, severed skulls on pikes, and miasmic blood-wards, Austin had erected three rows of polished brass queue stanchions connected by thick, heavy crimson velvet ropes. The snaking maze of stanchions funneled incoming foot traffic into a neat, single-file switchback that eliminated crowding, maintained line discipline, and terminated directly in front of an octagonal cedar admission booth.

The entire concourse had been swept clear of gravel with stiff push brooms. Crisp yellow directional arrows had been painted onto the obsidian flagstones with weather-resistant epoxy, pointing travelers toward the queuing lanes with unyielding geometric clarity.

Over the admission booth’s reinforced glass sliding window hung a freshly hand-painted sign in bold black lettering:

DEV CONSOLE
STANDALONE HOST
[SUNSET PEAK LABYRINTH: GENERAL ADMISSION & TARIFFS]
Single Pass (Floors 1–3: Conveyor & Slag Gauntlet): 500 SS
10-Man Raid Party Pass (Includes Express Turnstile Lane):
4,500 Spirit Stones (10% Group Discount)
S-Tier Boss Raid Pass (Floors 4–9: Waivers Mandatory):
12,000 Spirit Stones + Non-Refundable Sump Deposit
*NO CASH REFUNDS. ALL SPIRIT STONES MUST PASS PURITY TEST.*
*UNAUTHORIZED VAULTING OF TURNSTILES IS SUBJECT TO 12V ZAP.*

Inside the cedar booth sat Li Xiaoyao, clad in an immaculate, pressed high-visibility orange safety vest worn proudly over his midnight-blue disciple robes. On his chest gleamed an oval brass badge engraved with his official title: *Chief Guest Experience Officer & Lead Ticketmaster*.

Before him on the polished cedar countertop rested a mechanical spirit stone purity evaluator—an intricate brass device Austin had fashioned from spare dynamo coils, an optical refractometer, and a sensitive galvanometer float. Beside the evaluator sat three wooden stamp pads soaked in indelible purple ink, a mechanical handheld ticket punch with hardened steel dies, and several neat reams of perforated cardstock tickets printed with individual alphanumeric barcodes.

Austin leaned against the booth’s exterior cedar framing, his five-foot Stellar-Steel pipe wrench balanced casually across his shoulder.

"Remember your operational training, Xiaoyao," Austin instructed, tapping the wooden window ledge. "Rule number one: no ticket, no entry. If a Supreme Elder swoops down from the heavens, brandishing a nine-ringed flying sword and claiming he is a nine-thousand-year-old Celestial Ascendant who answers only to the Great Dao, what do you tell him?"

Xiaoyao straightened his spine until his shoulder blades clicked, reciting with religious solemnity:

"'The Heavens do not maintain our subterranean ventilation ductwork or lubricate our roller bearings, Venerable Elder. That will be five hundred mid-grade spirit stones, or you are welcome to admire our exterior drainage ditches from behind the velvet rope.'"

"Perfection," Austin nodded, a small smile tugging at his lips. "And rule number two?"

"'Every guest must present a signed, initialed fourteen-page Liability Waiver and Non-Disclosure Agreement before their ticket is stamped,'" Xiaoyao recited, tapping the towering stack of legal forms beside his stamp pad. "'If they refuse to acknowledge Clause 14.2 regarding loose robes and rotating trammel gears, they are denied facility clearance, escorted off the premises, and directed to the public observation perimeter.'"

"You’re a natural bureaucrat, Xiaoyao," Austin said approvingly. "Within two seasons, I'll have you managing municipal transit for the entire Great Yan corridor."

Austin stepped away from the booth and strolled toward the northern flank of the Obsidian Plaza, where Tie Kuang and a dozen certified construction cultivators were applying the final coats of marine-grade spar varnish to a brand-new, cedar-paneled commercial annex: **The Sunset Peak Official Souvenir Gift Shop**.

Every successful high-density theme park, industrial museum, and national monument, Austin knew, lived or died on secondary retail margins. An admission ticket covered basic operating overhead—lubricating grease, replacement roller bearings, coolant flushes, and pug kibble. But true commercial profitability lay in the gift shop exit funnel. When exhausted adventurers stumbled out of an industrial gauntlet with ringing ears and scorched robes, they were primed for impulse retail therapy.

Austin stepped through the double pine doors, his steel-toed boots clumping heavily on the tongue-and-groove pine flooring. The interior smelled wonderful—a rich mixture of fresh cedar shavings, drying varnish, beeswax, and the warm, radiant heat of low-voltage electronics.

Along the western wall stood rows of custom-milled pine display shelving illuminated by overhead 12-volt warm LED track lighting powered by the facility’s auxiliary battery bank. On the top shelf sat hundreds of miniature, glossy-blue ceremonial hard hats—exact 1:4 scale replicas of Austin’s own Sovereign Hard Hat, molded from lightweight polymer resin and stamped with the golden crest of *Sunset Peak Contracting LLC*.

"Tie Kuang," Austin called out, picking up one of the miniature hard hats and inspecting the smooth finish. "How is inventory looking?"

Tie Kuang hurried over from behind the cedar sales counter, wiping his oily hands on a cotton rag. The burly dwarf superintendent was grinning ear to ear, his thick beard bristling with excitement:

"Master Austin! The secondary foundry run finished two hours ago! We've stocked three hundred Miniature Sovereign Helmets, four hundred pairs of genuine Shade-5 Emerald Safety Spectacles, and over a thousand Branded Hexagonal Yellow Grease Pencils!"

Austin tapped the miniature hard hat against the pine shelf with a sharp *tock-tock*.

"Did you drop-test the polymer resin?" Austin asked.

"Drop-tested from twenty feet directly onto granite flagstones!" Tie Kuang affirmed proudly. "Not a crack! Disciple Zhao dropped a ten-pound iron ingot on one from the top of the ladder, and the helmet merely bounced across the floorboards! The disciples are convinced it carries a Seventh-Tier Earth Ward of Unbreakable Diamond Skin!"

"It carries high-impact polymer cross-linking," Austin corrected mildly. "What about the spectacles?"

Tie Kuang picked up a pair of the Shade-5 Emerald Safety Spectacles. The lenses were cut from optical-grade green polycarbonate with integrated side-shields, set into flexible nylon frames with adjustable temple arms.

"These are already a massive hit with the inner sect laborers," Tie Kuang chuckled. "They claim the green tint allows them to stare into the blazing heart of the blast furnaces without scorching their spiritual eyes. We've priced them at eighty spirit stones per pair."

"Mark them at one hundred and twenty," Austin replied without hesitation. "Position them as 'Divine Glare-Deflecting Goggles of the True Sight.' Adventurers going into Floor Two's slag basin will pay anything to avoid flash-burns."

Austin picked up one of the yellow grease pencils from a wooden display caddy. It was milled from fragrant mountain cedar, loaded with bright yellow wax lead, and foil-stamped in gleaming gold letters along the barrel: *SUNSET PEAK LABYRINTH: MEASURE TWICE, CUT ONCE*.

"And the consumables?" Austin asked, eyeing the center of the sales floor. "The high-margin impulse purchases?"

Tie Kuang’s grin broadened into a cavernous smirk. He ushered Austin toward the central display island.

There, resting in partitioned cedar bins under warm, radiant heat lamps that cast a soft amber glow, lay rows of glowing, golden orbs:

DEV CONSOLE
STANDALONE HOST
[SUNSET PEAK PREMIUM SOLAR-ROASTED EGGS: 50 SS EACH]
Sourced from free-range mountain hens. Roasted directly atop
the Level 55 Main Sequence Solar Core Radiator Manifold.
Infused with 0.05 Petawatts of ambient golden solar vitality.
*Warning: Shell slightly radioactive. Peel before eating.*

"We've already boiled five gross," Tie Kuang laughed, his deep belly shaking. "Junior Sister Lin tasted one earlier during her lunch break. She said the yolk was so saturated with pure solar essence that her Foundation Realm meridians expanded by three millimeters and her spiritual roots began smelling faintly of buttered toast!"

"Good," Austin nodded with satisfaction. "Fifty spirit stones is a fair price for a guaranteed vitality buff. Place the egg display directly adjacent to the checkout register. When adventurers are standing in line waiting for their change, their stomachs will rumble from the heat, and they'll grab three or four without thinking."

Outside, a low, rhythmic vibration rattled the glass panes of the gift shop windows.

A massive shadow fell across the pine threshold as Cerberus Pug—all eight hundred pounds of him—trotted heavily onto the porch. The colossal three-headed beast had his responsibilities mapped out with perfect canine clarity. His left head gripped an empty pine crate between its massive jaws; his center head held a twelve-inch stick of dried beef jerky; and his right head snorted contentedly into the fresh mountain wind, its jowls flapping gently.

The beast trotted across the concourse and flopped down directly in front of the gift shop entrance with an echoing *OOF*. He curled his massive, muscular bulk onto a greasy, oil-stained wool moving blanket that Austin had folded out for him beside the doorway.

Austin walked out onto the porch, leaning over the beast to scratch all three pairs of ears simultaneously. Pug let out a harmonious three-throated rumble of pure ecstasy, his heavy tail thumping against the cedar boards:

*THUMP. THUMP. THUMP.*

"Pug," Austin said in a deadpan tone. "You’re on front-door loss prevention. If anyone tries to walk out of this store with a commemorative miniature hard hat stuffed in their celestial robes without a receipt, what do you do?"

The center head swallowed the jerky in a single gulp, the left head set down the pine crate, and all three heads looked up at Austin with soulful, bloodshot brown eyes. The center head gave a sharp, resonant *BARK!* that shook the dust from the cedar rafters.

"Good boy," Austin said, patting the thick, wrinkled folds of his neck. "Remember the protocol: no biting paying customers, no chewing on the velvet ropes, and don't eat anyone unless they tamper with the cash register."

At that precise moment, a high-pitched, atmospheric screech tore through the clouds above the Great Yan Mag-Lev terminal.

Austin stood up, adjusting his work spectacles, and shielded his eyes as he looked eastward down the mountain pass.

Beyond the outer perimeter fence, past the twin one-hundred-foot copper lightning grounding rods and the hum of the two-point-five-gigawatt-hour capacitor banks, the mountain fog was tearing apart in violent ribbons. Far off on the horizon, breaking through the cloud bank in blinding arrays of gold, crimson, and jade, was a massive aerial flotilla.

Scores of gleaming flying swords streaked through the upper atmosphere like shooting stars, leaving trails of condensation in their wake. Behind them sailed magnificent jade cloud-galleons with sails woven from celestial silk, accompanied by thirty-six golden war-chariots pulled by roaring spirit-beasts. Banners of pure crimson silk, embroidered with ancient roaring lions and blazing sun halos, whipped violently in the high-altitude gale.

The spiritual pressure radiating from the fleet was suffocating—the combined aura of one thousand battle-hardened crusaders descending upon the mountain like an avenging heavenly army.

Austin pulled his yellow grease pencil from behind his ear and tapped the glass window of Li Xiaoyao’s ticket booth with three crisp clicks:

*TOCK. TOCK. TOCK.*

"Xiaoyao," Austin called out, his voice calm and entirely unbothered by the descending celestial armada. "Look alive. The first tour group is pulling into the terminal. Straighten your badge, ink your stamp pad, and make sure the velvet ropes are taut. We have paying guests."

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