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My Golden Core is a Star, and You Call This Cultivating?! • Ch. 76
My Golden Core is a Star, and You Call This Cultivating?!Season 4

Chapter 076: The Western Expedition

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The Great Western Wastelands opened up like a cracked skillet left over high heat: miles of sun-scalded red shale, jagged limestone teeth, and petrified cedar scrub. The air tasted of sulfur, bitter saltbush, and that fine alkaline grit that settles into every thread-chase and unsealed bearing.

A rugged, two-wheeled steel cart rattled across the washboard stone. No gilded chassis. No winged dragon-steeds snorting holy thunder. Just three hundred pounds of cold-rolled channel iron, two leaf springs, and honest grease.

Austin built the wheels himself. He’d boiled weeping-ironwood sap with brimstone until it vulcanized into heavy black gum, layering it over cross-plied pangolin hide to shrug off flint. Deep chevron lugs. Brass Schrader valves holding thirty-two PSI cold. Inside the hubs, double-row sealed bearings spun smooth in synthetic grease, keeping grit out of the races. Underneath sat a solid three-inch cold-rolled axle, hung on leaf springs he’d salvaged from broken carriages and retempered with lead snubber weights to kill frame bounce before it rattled his teeth.

Bolted dead center to the tongue was his latest field build: a **Portable Hydraulic Capstan Winch**. Machined bronze piston. Dual-action hand lever. It spooled two hundred yards of quarter-inch braided Stellar-Steel cable around an oil-tempered drum cut with helical grooves. When Austin kicked the dog-clutch into gear, the pawl dropped with a clean, heavy *clack* that beat any temple bell in the empire.

Austin sat up on the spring-mounted oak bench, work boots propped on the foot-board. He nursed a chipped ceramic mug of jasmine tea, his wooden clipboard resting across his thighs.

Midnight-blue hard hat pulled low. Denim dungarees reinforced with copper rivets. Heavy steel toes caked in red silt.

Down around his shins, eighty-four stray bits of job site fallout—river gravel, dead cedar needles, curls of Cold-Iron lathe turnings—orbited his boot cuffs in three neat, counter-rotating bands. Sixty-cycle hum. Steady as an idling transformer. Every time he shifted his boots, the inner ring flared out three millimeters to clear the leather before snapping right back on its orbital plane. Sloppy hitbox collision. The loose polygon clipping bugged him something fierce, but the orbital momentum helped damp out the cart’s lateral sway on steep banks, so he let the physics engine run.

Trotting alongside on foot was Li Xiaoyao.

The kid's white silk robes stayed spotless. A faint, high-frequency hum of Foundation Realm qi shimmered three inches off his linen, tossing desert dust aside like a static charge. Xiaoyao carried the heavy wooden surveyor's tripod across his shoulder, eyes wide, soaking in every rut with devout concentration. To the boy, the rhythmic groaning of the leaf springs wasn't metal fatigue; it was the sacred breath of the Dao of Mechanism, humming its quiet gospel across the wastes.

Lumbering behind the cart was Cerberus Pug.

Eight hundred pounds of muscle, black scales, and stubborn hound. The Three-Headed Nether-Solar Cerberus carried two oversized leather saddlebags packed with tent canvas, three dozen roasted solar eggs, forty pounds of salted bacon, and the forty-pound First Epoch server terminal. Austin had wrapped the black-box terminal in four layers of oiled wool blankets, cinching it down with ratchet straps tensioned to three tons static. Over the server's auxiliary intake flues, he’d hose-clamped double-layer brass wire mesh. No dust in the cooling fins. Field throttling was a firing offense on any reputable job site.

Pug's left head panted sideways, pink tongue flapping in the hot breeze. His middle head scanned the canyon rim with ruby star-eyes. His right head lay dead asleep against his shoulder, snoring like an ancient diesel generator running on bad fuel.

Austin set his mug in the dashboard cup holder, pulled a brass sighting level from his tool vest, and squinted through the crosshairs toward the horizon.

"Grade out here is completely shot to hell," Austin muttered, shaking his head. "Look at that fault scarp. Thirty-four millimeters of lateral slip every single year. You try pulling a foundation permit on this ground, the municipal inspector would fail you on sight, revoke your stamp, and turn your bond over to the county prosecutor."

Xiaoyao straightened his back, eyes glittering with boundless reverence. "The Patriarch's divine vision penetrates the ancient bones of the world! Even the ancient wyrms writhing beneath the earth mantle cannot hide their subterranean torment from your sight! Master, are those jagged trenches truly the claw-marks of the World-Sundering Serpent?"

"It’s not a wyrm, Xiaoyao," Austin sighed, tucking his yellow wax grease pencil behind his right ear. "It’s basic strike-slip plate tectonics. The western plate is pulling away at two inches a year because there's zero bedrock cohesion and nobody ever compacted the subgrade. If the ancient planners had rolled down a layer of woven geotextile fabric and eight inches of crushed aggregate before they laid the topsoil, the valley wouldn't be caving in. Pure cowboy masonry. Shoved dirt around with no drainage plan and called it a realm."

Xiaoyao silently burned the syllables *geotextile fabric* into his sea of consciousness, certain it was a sacred ninth-rank sealing array passed down from the ancient heavens.

A sharp, rattling howl cut through the canyon heat.

*AWOOOOOOOOO!*

*YIP-YIP-AWOOOOO!*

Shadows along the limestone ledges detached themselves from the rock. Sleek. Jet-black fur that seemed to swallow sunlight. Glowing red eyes flickering like burning coals in the brush.

Sixty of them.

They were **Blood-Eyed Shadow Jackals**. Third-rank subterranean predators, notorious among caravans for phasing through solid stone and ripping horses from their traces. Ordinary iron passed right through their mist forms, leaving guards hacking at smoke while their flanks were torn out from behind.

The alpha—a scarred, broad-chested brute the size of a mountain lion—crouched on a slab of sandstone thirty feet out. It curled back black lips to reveal twin rows of jagged, venom-crusted fangs, hissing as its pack fanned out into a wide pincer line.

Li Xiaoyao’s hand snapped to the hilt of his flying sword. Blue sword-light rippled along the edge. "Patriarch! Shadow fiends! Their flesh is incorporeal—mortal blades cannot find purchase! Let this disciple cast the Nine-Fold Sun-Burst Sword Array to purge their corruption!"

Austin didn't pull his pipe wrench. He didn't unholster a tool. He didn't even get off the seat.

His eyes slightly glazed over as his HUD flared up in soft, phosphor-green wireframes.

DEV CONSOLE
STANDALONE HOST
[TERRAIN OBSTACLE DETECTED: Fauna Encirclement]
Entity Classification: Shadow Jackal Pack (x60 Units)
Behavioral Profile: Coordinated Predatory Aggro
Physical Assessment: Lean Quadrupedal Muscle Structure
Average Mass per Unit: 45 kg
Combined Tractive Pull Capacity: 1,800 Newtons
Ground Friction Coefficient: 0.62 (Shale/Sandstone)
[Recommendation]: Deploy high-tensile towing harness to
supplement cart locomotion across steep desert inclines.
Estimated Fuel Savings: 100%

Austin read the figures twice. He tapped his grease pencil against the oak dashboard, calculating grade slope and rolling resistance.

Then his eyes drifted down to the cart’s empty front tow-bar.

A slow, profoundly satisfied grin spread across his face. The unmistakable look of a job site superintendent who just spotted an entire crew of day-laborers standing outside the gate with their own gloves.

"Auxiliary draft units," Austin murmured, nodding. "Zero feed overhead. Built-in four-wheel drive. Excellent ground clearance over loose shale. Saves the tread on my work boots."

Xiaoyao blinked, sword half-drawn, completely lost. "Master? Auxiliary... what?"

Austin reached down to the winch mount, kicking the spool dog into neutral. From the side crate, he hauled a heavy steel spreader bridle—a sixty-lead gang harness made of oil-quenched steel cable, complete with padded leather collars and spring-loaded snap hooks.

The alpha jackal sprang.

Its black form blurred, dissolving into an intangible grey smudge of spiritual smoke aimed straight at Austin's throat.

*WHOOSH.*

Austin’s right arm snapped.

No incantation. No theatrical sword dance. Just muscle memory whipping a stiff wire rope through open air.

The quarter-inch braided Stellar-Steel cable ripped through the heat like an artillery round. Phased dimension or not, mass is mass. The sheer gravitational density of the Tier 4 alloy ignored the beast’s incorporeal trick entirely, catching the smoky outline like a steel pipe hitting a wet pillowcase.

*CLANK-SNAP.*

The collar slammed shut around the alpha's neck. The kinetic momentum jerked the beast out of its shadow fold, slamming forty-five kilos of black fur and bone flat onto the red sandstone with a breathless *WHUFF*.

The remaining fifty-nine jackals snarled, lunging in a frantic swarm.

Austin’s hands became an industrial blur.

*SNAP-SNAP-SNAP-SNAP!*

*CLANK-CLANK-CLANK-CLANK!*

He worked the spreader rig like an old lineman throwing guy-wires on a storm-damaged pole. Loop, cinch, snap. In less than four seconds, sixty braided wire leads whistled through the air, their padded collars finding sixty furious throats. Every single snap hook locked securely into the main steel whiffletree bolted directly to the cart’s axle.

The alpha jackal scrambled up, foaming with rage, and sank its venomous fangs into the braided cable:

*CHOMP.*

*CRACK-CRUNCH.*

The beast’s teeth shattered against the Stellar-Steel like cheap ceramic mugs dropped on concrete. The alpha reared back on its haunches, pawing frantically at its bleeding gums, whining in shrill, pathetic squeaks: *Yipe! Yipe!*

Right on cue, Cerberus Pug decided his afternoon nap was finished.

The eight-hundred-pound Nether-Solar Cerberus stood up on his hind legs, planting two massive black paws on the back of Austin’s bench. The three colossal heads leaned forward over the cart's dashboard.

Six glowing star-eyes narrowed.

A lazy puff of hundred-thousand-degree solar exhaust drifted from Pug's middle snout, carrying the deep, sub-bass rumble of a freight locomotive idling on a siding:

*GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.*

The sixty terrifying shadow predators looked up into the blazing, sun-hot jaws of an ancient three-headed hellhound.

Their spine marrow turned to cold water. The predatory killing intent evaporated like mist on an asphalt roof. All sixty jackals dropped flat to their bellies, tails clamped tight between their legs, whining in synchronized whimpers:

*Whimper... whimper... whimper...*

Li Xiaoyao stood frozen, sword dangling limply from his hand. "Master... did you just complete a sixty-fold blood-binding subjugation ritual in three breaths?"

Austin picked up his tea, taking a measured sip.

"It’s not a ritual, Xiaoyao. It’s an entry-level haulage contract. Five tiers of twelve. Equal line tension on the drawbar."

Austin leaned forward over the oak dashboard, rested his forearms on the rail, and barked in his best site-boss cadence:

"Alright, boys! Sixty-dog team! Let's see twenty miles an hour on the flat! Mind your trace spacing, keep the slack out of the leads, and stay off the loose scree on the shoulders! Mush!"

*YIP-YIP-YIP!*

The sixty shadow jackals scrambled to their feet in frantic panic. Claws tore into red sandstone, muscles straining against leather padding. The steel cart lurched forward, leaf springs groaning as the sixty-unit dog team surged to thirty miles an hour, kicking up a two-hundred-foot rooster-tail of crimson dust across the western desert!

Austin leaned back against the canvas seat cushions, watching the fractured canyon walls whip past like telephone poles on an empty highway. He checked his pocket watch, then checked his tea.

"Now that," Austin said with quiet satisfaction, "is what I call proper logistics. Zero feed, zero emissions, and we're picking up three miles an hour on the schedule."

Beside the cart, Li Xiaoyao kept pace with light, effortless strides, his laughter ringing clear over the desert roar:

"The Patriarch’s divine authority bends the fiercest fiends of the wasteland into joyful disciples of the Way! Even the shadowy horrors of the void run before His chariot like willing hounds!"

Austin grunted, watching the lead traces. "They’re not disciples, kid. They’re draft stock. Make sure you check their paw pads when we hit the next water stop."

With sixty black tails flying and leaf springs singing against the washboard stone, the team barreled west into the setting sun, racing straight toward the yawning abyss of the Continental Border Rift.

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