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Rules of the Night Shift: Don't Let the Customer Without a Face Pay in Cash • Season 9: The Bureau of Shift Standards & Dead-Letter Press

Chapter 812: Garnishing the Gatekeeper

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The high-tensile steel winch cable jerked upward with the thunderous snap of a breaking suspension bridge.

Fifty tons of raw hydraulic hoist pressure surged through the ceiling mounts.

Chief Inspector Halvorsen’s six-hundred-pound iron chassis left the concrete floor in a single violent heave. His spinning turnstile blades slammed against the iron door frame, throwing off blinding sheets of white-hot magnesium sparks.

[click-hiss]

“WAIT--” Halvorsen’s loudspeaker shrieked, the audio warping into a desperate screech of feedback.

[click-hiss]

“I AM AN EXECUTIVE FOUNDER--”

“Executive founders still punch the clock, Inspector,” Julian said, his retail deadpan ringing out over the scream of tearing metal. “And your card just bounced.”

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