What happens when you combine the fiercest White-Tiger Warlord in the south running a high-speed bus network with the sharpest Nine-Tailed Fox Matriarch running a chain of giant glass department stores and hotpot plazas?
The answer was simple: within thirty days, the entire Southern Demon Continent forgot how to fight wars because everyone was too busy going shopping, riding buses, and washing their tails!
Three weeks after the Battle of the Static Carpet, two hundred miles deep inside the Southern Demon Steppes, the northern Frost-Bear Tribe (cousins of Black-Bear King Xiong Ba) and the Thunder-Leopard Clan were lined up on a snowy plain with five hundred thousand warriors each, ready to fight their annual winter blood-feud over a frozen hunting ground.
Frost-Bear King Xiong Lie (Rank 6 Early) raised his giant spiked iron club and roared across the snowfield: “Thunder-Leopards! Today we fight to the death for these three thousand wild goats! Whoever retreats is a coward!”
Across the field, Leopard-Chief Lei Bao bared his fangs: “Charge! For the—”
HONK! HONK! HOOOOONK!
Before the two armies could take three steps, the ground trembled—not from an earthquake, but from Sword Genius Ye Guhan’s road-paving team slicing a six-lane heated stone highway right between the two armies at fifty miles an hour!
