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Stellar Slacker: I Thought This Was an Idle Game!

Lord Screw Loose

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Stellar Slacker: I Thought This Was an Idle Game!

The Dao of Minimum Viable Effort

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Stellar Slacker: I Thought This Was an Idle Game!

The Dao of Minimum Viable Effort • By Lord Screw Loose

LitRPGIdle GameCultivationComedyOverpowered MC

An ultra-chill modern gamer reincarnates onto the most dilapidated floating island of an elite magic cultivation academy. Armed with an ancient enchanted slate he mistakes for a mobile idle game, Felix Vance takes 14-hour naps to accumulate AFK rewards and compresses a literal G-type burning sun into his chest to optimize his offline idle generation. While he complains about bad gacha rates and unskippable dialogue, the world descends into Lovecraftian reverence, convinced he is an ancient slumbering cosmic sovereign.

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Chapter 1
Who is the Archmage? I am the Archmage!
1,719w
Chapter 2
The Heiress and the Wobbly Table
2,070w
Chapter 3
Booting Up Catacomb Crawler
1,798w
Chapter 4
The Discipline Inquisitor's Visit
2,064w
Chapter 5
A Sun in the Chest
1,748w
Chapter 6
The Ashford Clan Assassins Strike
2,051w
Chapter 7
Swatting with a Slipper
2,172w
Chapter 8
The First 10x Gacha Summon
1,957w
Chapter 9
The Mythic Teapot
1,917w
Chapter 10
The Sun-Lotus Blooms
2,018w
Chapter 11
The Cloud-Barge Caravan
1,938w
Chapter 12
The Radish Peel Auction
2,192w
Chapter 13
Catacomb Crawler Stage 2: The Bone Dragon
1,995w
Chapter 14
Lyra’s Accidental Breakthrough
1,956w
Chapter 15
Barnaby’s Great Escape Attempt
2,008w
Chapter 16
The Grand Council Conclave
2,059w
Chapter 17
Felix’s Daily Fence Quest
2,157w
Chapter 18
The Spellblade Challenger
1,817w
Chapter 19
The Lag Spike Parry
2,045w
Chapter 20
Unlocking Pocket Garden
2,165w
Chapter 21
The Imperial War Fleet Appears
1,826w
Chapter 22
The Eviction Ultimatum
1,948w
Chapter 23
The Afternoon Nap is Ruined
1,789w
Chapter 24
The Solar Flare Yawn
1,817w
Chapter 25
The Master of Solitude Spire
1,957w
Chapter 26
The Eviction Notice on the Cedar Door
1,957w
Chapter 27
Commute to the Central Spire
2,137w
Chapter 28
The Measuring Stele of Nine Dragons
1,978w
Chapter 29
The Grand Chancellor's Panic Attack
1,917w
Chapter 30
The Arena Draw
1,659w
Chapter 31
Step Onto the Sand
1,710w
Chapter 32
The Hundred-Fold Gravity Well
1,870w
Chapter 33
Is There Server Lag?
1,736w
Chapter 34
The Cabbage That Won the Crowd
1,743w
Chapter 35
Claiming the First Milestone
1,916w
Chapter 36
The Theory & Rune Examination
1,883w
Chapter 37
The Sacred Blueprint of the Heavens
1,981w
Chapter 38
The Kitchen Incident at the Alchemy Pavilion
1,760w
Chapter 39
Noodles of Immortality
1,973w
Chapter 40
Refusing the Promotion
2,004w
Chapter 41
The Beast Pavilion's Thunder Gryphon
1,839w
Chapter 42
The Owl Sovereign's Silence
2,041w
Chapter 43
The Imperial Inspector's Arrival
1,808w
Chapter 44
A Slipper Across the Stratosphere
2,146w
Chapter 45
Barnaby's New Friend
2,109w
Chapter 46
The Climax of the Academy Tournament
1,864w
Chapter 47
The Unstoppable Gravity Collapse
1,814w
Chapter 48
The Unconditional Submission
1,875w
Chapter 49
The Gacha Upgrade: Core Expansion
1,770w
Chapter 50
The Slacker's Paradise
1,772w
Chapter 51
The Imperial Exploration Decree
1,863w
Chapter 52
The Out-of-Bounds Glitch
2,109w
Chapter 53
The Boulder Cheese
1,790w
Chapter 54
Skipping the Trap Corridors
1,990w
Chapter 55
The Floor 10 Boss: Blood Demon Sovereign
1,981w
Chapter 56
The Chest That Opened Itself
2,145w
Chapter 57
Planting the Golden Radishes
2,003w
Chapter 58
The Radish Peel Frenzy
2,188w
Chapter 59
Catacomb Crawler Stage 2: The Magma Core
1,940w
Chapter 60
The Floor 20 Speedrun Record
1,899w
Chapter 61
The Subterranean Ghost Fleet
1,945w
Chapter 62
The Afternoon Nap Interrupted
1,935w
Chapter 63
The Cosmic Slipper Swat (Mach 55)
2,005w
Chapter 64
The Ghost King's Confession
2,082w
Chapter 65
The Seven Spires' Worship
2,108w
Chapter 66
The Deep Abyss Levels (21–30)
1,991w
Chapter 67
Pulling Aggro with a Breadcrumb
2,023w
Chapter 68
The Final Boss: Abyssal World-Eater
1,991w
Chapter 69
Level 30 Clear: The Star-Ignition Catalyst
1,880w
Chapter 70
Installing the Catalyst
2,048w
Chapter 71
The Pre-Ignition Pressure
2,070w
Chapter 72
Preparing for Bed
2,076w
Chapter 73
The Stellar Ignition (Midnight Sun)
1,855w
Chapter 74
The Worldwide Astrological Collapse
1,967w
Chapter 75
The Warmest Slumber
2,098w
Chapter 76
The Imperial Capital Panic
2,007w
Chapter 77
Morning on Solitude Spire
2,173w
Chapter 78
The Free Milestone Gacha Pull
1,950w
Chapter 79
The Ashford Clan Scramble
2,141w
Chapter 80
The Twelve Sky-Dreadnoughts Arrive
1,890w
Chapter 81
The Inquisitor Lands
2,158w
Chapter 82
The Pity Timer Scam
1,884w
Chapter 83
The 10,000-Mile Plasma Arc
1,779w
Chapter 84
Drake's Epiphany
1,948w
Chapter 85
Door-to-Door Salesmen
1,858w
Chapter 86
The Tribute Footrests
2,196w
Chapter 87
The Censor's Magnetized Stylus
2,097w
Chapter 88
Gacha Pull 50: The Magnetic Coil
2,072w
Chapter 89
The Aurora Borealis of Aethelgard
1,709w
Chapter 90
The Permanent Attendance Waiver
2,148w
Chapter 91
Sun-Forged Toast & Bacon
2,156w
Chapter 92
The Void Pirate Armada
1,856w
Chapter 93
Pocket Garden: Cozy Harvest
1,742w
Chapter 94
The Scarecrow Solar Lasers
1,887w
Chapter 95
The Corsair Gardening Shift
1,734w
Chapter 96
The Imperial Court Debrief
2,018w
Chapter 97
The Emperor's Tribute Barge
1,968w
Chapter 98
Gacha Pull 100: Hard Pity
1,751w
Chapter 99
Testing the Teacup
1,792w
Chapter 100
The Sovereign's Afternoon Nap
1,680w
Chapter 101
Expanding the Sky-Island
2,117w
Chapter 102
Planting the Sun-Pumpkins
2,061w
Chapter 103
The Carriage-Sized Radish
2,131w
Chapter 104
The Discarded Radish Peel
2,190w
Chapter 105
The Golden Griffin Trade Guild Arrives
2,182w
Chapter 106
The Great Compost Bidding War
2,187w
Chapter 107
The Automated Irrigation Canals
1,955w
Chapter 108
The Solar Tea Grove
2,121w
Chapter 109
Lyra's Tea Enlightenment
1,885w
Chapter 110
Barnaby's Alarm Clock Upgrade
1,836w
Chapter 111
Building the Coop
2,122w
Chapter 112
The Thunder Gryphon's Luxury Suite
1,879w
Chapter 113
The Nine-Colored Spirit Peacocks
2,181w
Chapter 114
The Solar Omelet
2,052w
Chapter 115
Drake's Tasting
2,088w
Chapter 116
The Scent of Solar Crops
2,188w
Chapter 117
Upgrading the Scarecrows
1,775w
Chapter 118
The Solar Grid Defense
1,859w
Chapter 119
Academy Council's Terror
1,828w
Chapter 120
The Auto-Tilling Golden Hoe
2,160w
Chapter 121
The Boundary Market
1,718w
Chapter 122
Felix's Snack Run
1,738w
Chapter 123
The 100G Watermelon Stall
1,688w
Chapter 124
Setting the Porch Hammock
1,799w
Chapter 125
Arc 05 Finale: The Perfect Idle Harvest
1,812w
Chapter 126
The 50-Foot Eviction Notice
2,182w
Chapter 127
Master Volume: 0%
1,946w
Chapter 128
Quiet Hours Start at 2 PM
1,820w
Chapter 129
The Primordial Solar Dew Baptism
1,905w
Chapter 130
The Yellow Scale Poncho
1,998w
Chapter 131
The Eaves-Cleaning Dragon
2,136w
Chapter 132
Territorial Squabbles at the Coop
2,173w
Chapter 133
The Gutter Downspout Guard
2,049w
Chapter 134
Storm Pearl Fairy Lights
2,097w
Chapter 135
The 68.5°C Rainy Afternoon
1,877w
Chapter 136
The Draconic Rescue Fleet
2,045w
Chapter 137
The Moss-Scraping Sovereign
2,043w
Chapter 138
The Hot Spring Trough
2,003w
Chapter 139
The Scaled Garden Patrol
1,989w
Chapter 140
The Misunderstanding of the Gutter Monks
1,995w
Chapter 141
The Draconic Rent Tribute
2,129w
Chapter 142
The Porch Fairy Lights Expansion
2,057w
Chapter 143
The Porch Vent Egg Incubator
2,024w
Chapter 144
Roommate Feud: Gryphon vs Azure Dragon
2,144w
Chapter 145
The Rainy Day Barbecue
2,032w
Chapter 146
The Ancestral Dragon-Slaying Blade
2,027w
Chapter 147
One-Click Material Recycle
1,829w
Chapter 148
The Mythic Brass Downspout
1,725w
Chapter 149
The Dragon Eaves Treaty
1,834w
Chapter 150
Arc 06 Finale: The Binary Resonance & Sunset Nap
1,825w
Chapter 151
The Level 50 Milestone & The Weighted Dantian
2,098w
Chapter 152
The Optical Funhouse Skybox
2,159w
Chapter 153
The Western Sky Alliance Mobilizes
2,085w
Chapter 154
The 18-Hour Orbital Spin & Porch Pottery
2,115w
Chapter 155
The First Fleet's Approach & Drying Saucers
1,936w
Chapter 156
The Locked Flight Rudders
2,158w
Chapter 157
108 Decorative Moonlets
2,028w
Chapter 158
The Gravitational Samsara
1,907w
Chapter 159
The White Dwarf Weighted Blanket
1,796w
Chapter 160
Tea Service for 108 Admirals
2,047w
Chapter 161
The Sky-Line Banner Network
2,184w
Chapter 162
The Ceramic Tea Saucer Craze
2,081w
Chapter 163
The Dragon Patrol at 30,000 Feet
2,070w
Chapter 164
The Chancellor's Scrying Collapse
2,057w
Chapter 165
The High-Gravity Radish Fermentation
2,109w
Chapter 166
The Grand Coalition Surrender Treaty
2,190w
Chapter 167
The Dredged Dreadnought Scrap
2,017w
Chapter 168
Roommate Expansion: Gryphon, Dragons, and Dreadnought Crews
2,011w
Chapter 169
The 68.5°C Solar Binary Brew
2,020w
Chapter 170
The Night Sky Kaleidoscope
1,788w
Chapter 171
The Western Emperor's Secret Emissary
2,068w
Chapter 172
The Plum Seed Catapult
2,191w
Chapter 173
The Seven Spires Peace Accord
1,801w
Chapter 174
Barnaby's Atomic Chime
1,701w
Chapter 175
Arc 07 Finale: The Slacker's Orbit
1,908w
Chapter 176
The Unrendered Black Polygon in the Sky
1,778w
Chapter 177
Forbidden Whisperings and Mute Buttons
1,864w
Chapter 178
The Void Scout Corvette
1,981w
Chapter 179
Low-Poly Horror
1,854w
Chapter 180
The Council's Emergency Conclave
1,731w
Chapter 181
The Ten-Thousand-Eye Dreadnought
1,942w
Chapter 182
Filing a Bug Ticket
1,881w
Chapter 183
The Spatial Rollback Patch
1,822w
Chapter 184
Mor'Ghulath's Existential Crisis
1,924w
Chapter 185
Offerings to the Bug Tracker
1,674w
Chapter 186
Void Jellyfish in the Rain Barrel
1,844w
Chapter 187
The Abyssal Silk Kimono
1,610w
Chapter 188
Lord Nether-Bane's Garden Promotion
1,917w
Chapter 189
The Second Void Wave: Leviathan Swarm
1,708w
Chapter 190
The Best White-Noise Sleep Machine
1,652w
Chapter 191
The Sovereign of the Outer Dark
1,615w
Chapter 192
Adjusting the Resolution Slider
1,640w
Chapter 193
The Metric Tensor Snap
1,797w
Chapter 194
The 108 Dreadnought Moonlets Fire
1,767w
Chapter 195
The Welcoming Committee
1,664w
Chapter 196
Tempting the Slacker with Dark Matter
1,669w
Chapter 197
The Abyssal Treaty of the Porch
1,636w
Chapter 198
The Indestructible Void Hamper
1,654w
Chapter 199
The Academy's New Astral Defense Grid
1,789w
Chapter 200
Level 60 Stellar Milestone & The Accretion Disk
1,648w
Chapter 201
High Latency on Solitude Spire
1,757w
Chapter 202
The Ionospheric Ascension
1,645w
Chapter 203
The Astral Watchtower Panic
1,691w
Chapter 204
Aligning the Orbital Dish
1,625w
Chapter 205
The Solar Wind Breeze
1,657w
Chapter 206
The Macro Scripting Dilemma
1,651w
Chapter 207
Deploying the Collector Mirrors
1,770w
Chapter 208
The Dyson Ring Manifests
1,800w
Chapter 209
Infinite Mana Grid
1,719w
Chapter 210
The Grand Conclave of Gratitude
1,832w
Chapter 211
The Cosmic Dust Bunny
1,795w
Chapter 212
Comet Slicing
1,846w
Chapter 213
Astrologers' Mass Hysteria
1,664w
Chapter 214
The Vacuum Tea Kettle
1,758w
Chapter 215
Lyra's Vacuum Walk
1,692w
Chapter 216
Tuning the Harmonic Frequencies
1,798w
Chapter 217
The Great Planetary Alignment
1,767w
Chapter 218
The Celestial Calendar Reset
1,690w
Chapter 219
The Golden Tether Freight Network
1,708w
Chapter 220
The Porch with the Ultimate View
1,733w
Chapter 221
The Ten-Million-Year Power Solution
1,695w
Chapter 222
The Deep Void Warning
1,655w
Chapter 223
Grandmaster Vivienne's Distant Ping
1,636w
Chapter 224
Preparing the Ultimate Porch
1,626w
Chapter 225
Level 70 Milestone: Dyson Swarm Mastery
1,662w
Chapter 226
The Patch Notes Notification
1,764w
Chapter 227
Backing Up the Save File
1,823w
Chapter 228
The Outer Realm Shockwave
1,716w
Chapter 229
The Orbit Queue System
1,708w
Chapter 230
The First Refugee Audience
1,719w
Chapter 231
The Lawn Chair Expansion
1,627w
Chapter 232
The Five-Decibel Mandate
1,653w
Chapter 233
Pneumatic Melon Diplomacy
1,669w
Chapter 234
The Star-Whale Chorus of Salvation
1,646w
Chapter 235
The Frost Weaver Hotspot Reconnects
1,677w
Chapter 236
The Shadow on the Trans-Neptunian Rim
1,825w
Chapter 237
The Baffled Founder
1,850w
Chapter 238
The Reunion of Utter Confusion
1,788w
Chapter 239
Comparing the Notes
1,717w
Chapter 240
Level 80 Milestone: The Binary Stellar Harmony
1,604w
Chapter 241
The Heavenly Dao Arbiter Descends
1,746w
Chapter 242
The Update Pop-Up Dilemma
1,659w
Chapter 243
The Pirated Reality Accusation
1,621w
Chapter 244
The 8K Sky Shader Upgrade
1,614w
Chapter 245
The Reality Partition Locked
1,753w
Chapter 246
The Grand Thanksgiving of the Multiverse
1,669w
Chapter 247
Distributing the Eternal Dailies
1,732w
Chapter 248
Level 90 Milestone: The Infinite Dantian Galaxy
1,709w
Chapter 249
Level 100 Milestone: True Slacker Dao Sovereign
1,752w
Chapter 250
The Eternal Afternoon Nap
1,742w
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