HSSSSSS!
A stray wisp of purple-black smoke drifted off the outer ring of the Eye of Oblivion and brushed against a fifty-mile-wide iron meteor floating nearby.
The meteor didn’t even crack. It simply melted into bubbling, foul-smelling green snot in less than two seconds!
On the observation deck of the Command Star-Train, Abacus Su nearly dropped his bamboo ruler. He quickly ducked behind Old Wei’s broad back, holding a scented handkerchief over his nose.
“Lord Pei! Look at that meteor!” Abacus Su squeaked, pointing a trembling finger at the puddle of green space-sludge. “That is Thousand-Year Corpse-Rot and Dark-Matter Radiation mixed together! Because the black hole’s accretion ring is spinning at half the speed of light, all the ancient poison Weapons, broken demon cores, and nuclear warship engines dumped here over the last ten millennia have been ground into a ten-light-year ring of toxic smog!”
Right behind the Command Star-Train, fifty warp portals flashed open.
General Tie Zhan’s Tugboat Fleet roared out of the portals, dragging fifty moon-sized mountains of rusted Cold-Bone warships and overflowing garbage barges from the northern galaxies.
“Whoa! Hold the brakes!”
