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Reborn as a Primordial Slime in a Cultivation World
The Dao of Flowing Waters
By Lord Screw Loose
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- Chapters
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- Free now
- 134
- Next free
- November 9
Calm, food-loving logistics coordinator Lin Xiao transmigrates into an immortal cultivation realm as an adorable, translucent azure-blue Primordial Chaos Slime. While orthodox sects murder each other for resources, Lin Xiao operates with radical hospitality, culinary passion, and non-Newtonian viscosity—devouring incoming flying swords like pretzel sticks, swallowing 9-fold heavenly tribulation lightning like spicy noodles, and founding the Myriad Spirit Sanctuary. While he just wants to soak in open-air cedar hot springs and drink iced melon juice with his loyal Moon-Wolf Xiao Hei, the entire cultivation world reveres him as the primordial Supreme Dao Ancestor of Flowing Waters.
Lord Screw Loose
33 novels · comedic LitRPG, cultivation, progression fantasy and a few darker stories
Chapters
500 chapters · 10 seasons
Season 1 · 50 chapters
Awakening & Founding the Sanctuary
Chapter 1
Awakening in the Bamboo Mist
Chapter 2
Old Ba’s River Lore & Mountain Tea
Chapter 3
The River Shanty & The Living Fishbowl
Chapter 4
A Slippery Encounter with Viper Vines
Chapter 5
Hunting the Iron-Tusk Boar
Chapter 6
The Wounded Bear Smith in the Ravine
Chapter 7
Regrowing the Titan Arm
Chapter 8
Fragrant Smoke & Whimpering in the Thorns
Chapter 9
Bestowing the Name Xiao Hei
Chapter 10
The Drunken Titan Smith Tie Shan
Chapter 11
The Scent of Burnt Jasmine
Chapter 12
The Telepathic Soul Circuit
Chapter 13
The Scent of Jasmine and Blood
Chapter 14
Ambushing the Blood-Slavers
Chapter 15
Bestowing the Name Su Ling'er
Chapter 16
Designing the First Mountain Dwellings
Chapter 17
The Slime Beanbag Chair
Chapter 18
Tie Shan's First Charcoal Kiln
Chapter 19
Forging the First Kitchen Knives
Chapter 20
Proclamation of the Myriad Spirit Sanctuary
Chapter 21
The Springhead Irrigation Terraces
Chapter 22
Channeling the Subterranean Brook
Chapter 23
Planting the First Crop of Spirit Sweet Potatoes
Chapter 24
The Golden Carp's Evolution
Chapter 25
Xiao Long's Playful Currents
Chapter 26
Su Ling'er’s Administrative Order
Chapter 27
Irrigating the Spirit Rice Fields
Chapter 28
Fermenting the First Spirit Wine
Chapter 29
The Invisible Mist Deflection Ward
Chapter 30
Peace Before the Storm
Chapter 31
Trespassers at the Perimeter
Chapter 32
The Arrogant Envoy of the Heavenly Sword Sect
Chapter 33
Young Master Yan Zixuan's Ultimatums
Chapter 34
Confrontation at the Valley Gate
Chapter 35
The Strike of the Crimson Flame Sword
Chapter 36
Swallowing the Flying Sword Like a Pretzel!
Chapter 37
Extracting Sword-Marrow Qi & Flame Resistance
Chapter 38
Yan Zixuan's Psychological Breakdown
Chapter 39
The Young Master Flees in Existential Terror
Chapter 40
Tie Shan Recycles the Sword Hilt into Kitchen Woks
Chapter 41
Preparing for the Autumn Equinox
Chapter 42
Harvesting the Giant Spirit Sweet Potatoes
Chapter 43
Steaming the Fragrant Jade Rice
Chapter 44
Unsealing the First Jar of Plum Wine
Chapter 45
The Feast of Three Hundred Beasts
Chapter 46
Xiao Hei's Moon Howl of Contentment
Chapter 47
Gu Qingfeng's Distant Observation
Chapter 48
The First Law of the Sanctuary: Eat Well, Sleep Well
Chapter 49
Lin Xiao's Bedtime Reflections on Living Waters
Chapter 50
Season 01 Grand Finale: The Moonlit Sanctuary Under the Stars
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