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The Bizarre System: Forbidden Arts, Endless Life
The Boy in the Poison Pit
By Lord Screw Loose
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Thrown into an alchemical poison pit as a disposable test subject, mortal servant Yan awakens an inverted system that converts lethal curses, forbidden demonic arts, and lifespan-burning techniques into boundless vitality and cultivation foundation.
Lord Screw Loose
33 novels · comedic LitRPG, cultivation, progression fantasy and a few darker stories
Chapters
1000 chapters · 10 seasons
Season 1 · 100 chapters
The Boy in the Poison Pit
Chapter 1
Three Names Before Dawn
Chapter 2
The Cost of Clean Air
Chapter 3
A Mark Beside the Name
Chapter 4
The Jar That Leaked
Chapter 5
The Roofless Reading Room
Chapter 6
A Cart with One Bad Wheel
Chapter 7
The Column That Would Not Add
Chapter 8
The Meal at the Gate
Chapter 9
The Night Watch Turn
Chapter 10
A House with a Courtyard
Chapter 11
A Summons at First Bell
Chapter 12
The Grey Flake
Chapter 13
Pulse After the Draught
Chapter 14
The Cup Returns to the Lab
Chapter 15
A Question About Refusal
Chapter 16
The Second Dose Order
Chapter 17
A Second Helping
Chapter 18
The Cup on the Wrong Cart
Chapter 19
The Mixing Card
Chapter 20
Something Worth Keeping
Chapter 21
Bai Jiu’s Morning Bargain
Chapter 22
The Tonic That Stayed Bitter
Chapter 23
One More Measured Dose
Chapter 24
A Notebook for Rejects
Chapter 25
A Bargain in Copper
Chapter 26
A Coat Without Soot
Chapter 27
The Pill with a Crooked Seal
Chapter 28
A Dose at the End of Shift
Chapter 29
Not Every Discomfort Changes
Chapter 30
A Customer Worth Keeping
Chapter 31
The Red Warning Label
Chapter 32
Gu’s Narrow Margin
Chapter 33
The Missing Breath Mark
Chapter 34
No Power in Reading
Chapter 35
The First Full Circulation
Chapter 36
A Weight in Pieces
Chapter 37
The Rim Still Bites
Chapter 38
A Record of Two Harms
Chapter 39
The Price of a Manual
Chapter 40
A Key to the Second Shelf
Chapter 41
The Red-Cord Sack
Chapter 42
The Powder No One Can Name
Chapter 43
A Buyer at the Gate
Chapter 44
The Copper Collar Claim
Chapter 45
Three Bids for One Bundle
Chapter 46
Dinner Paid in Copper
Chapter 47
Bai’s Route at Risk
Chapter 48
The Strong Pill Challenge
Chapter 49
The Family’s Copper
Chapter 50
A Trade Worth Repeating
Chapter 51
Roast Duck and Questions
Chapter 52
The Bill with Two Answers
Chapter 53
A Coat at the Table
Chapter 54
The Furnace Grate
Chapter 55
The New Shift Request
Chapter 56
The Supplement on the Shelf
Chapter 57
A Meal for the Night Crew
Chapter 58
The Courtyard on Paper
Chapter 59
The Body at Work
Chapter 60
The Questions in Order
Chapter 61
The Life-Burning Fragment
Chapter 62
The Missing Final Breath
Chapter 63
A Poor Bargain for Ordinary Men
Chapter 64
The First Red Surge
Chapter 65
Years Returned as Vigor
Chapter 66
A Better Morning
Chapter 67
Red Light on the Wall
Chapter 68
The Watchman’s Bet
Chapter 69
A Grate Above the Drain
Chapter 70
The Meridians Open
Chapter 71
The Overseer Counts Steps
Chapter 72
The Knife at the Rack
Chapter 73
Three Steps Between Blades
Chapter 74
The Physician’s Cart
Chapter 75
The Witnesses at the Rack
Chapter 76
A Clean Channel, a Cut Arm
Chapter 77
Zhao Sends a Runner
Chapter 78
The Bandage and the Bun
Chapter 79
Ma’s Last Shift at the Racks
Chapter 80
The Cart That Came Back
Chapter 81
The Steward’s Inspection
Chapter 82
The Scorch Line
Chapter 83
Move the Crowd
Chapter 84
The Beam Across the Aisle
Chapter 85
The Roof Above Forty Heads
Chapter 86
The Last Apprentice Out
Chapter 87
Broth in Three Swallows
Chapter 88
The Steward Counts Again
Chapter 89
The Record of Burn and Strength
Chapter 90
The Hungry Rescuer
Chapter 91
Room at the Dining Line
Chapter 92
The Second Bowl
Chapter 93
Tea with Elder Zhao
Chapter 94
The Pulse Stone’s Pattern
Chapter 95
How the Art Works
Chapter 96
A Place at the Table
Chapter 97
The Public Benefit Rule
Chapter 98
The Cup in the Locked Room
Chapter 99
A Notice on Thick Paper
Chapter 100
The Examination Begins Soon
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