“Take the two planets as collateral along with give me my SSR God-Slaying Sword right now!!”
The instant Chosen One Lei Zhen smeared his thumb-blood across the skull-stamped loan screen, the [Supreme Gacha-Weapon System] didn’t hesitate for a millisecond.
Like a predatory casino shark waiting for a desperate mark to sign away his house, a cold, mechanical chime echoed across the sky above Iron-Heart City:
[Ding! “Abyssal Blood-Usury Loan Protocol” Signed & Notarized by Host Lei Zhen!]
[Loan Principal: 100,000,000 Spirit Stones (For Pulls #991–#1,000 on Limited SSR Banner).]
[Interest Rate: 500% Daily Compound Interest (Compounded Every 10 Minutes)!]
[Collecting Upfront Down-Payment Collateral from Host’s Personal Inventory... Now!]
ZING—POP—RIP!
