Standing on the forward bow of the [Gu Family Flying Courtyard], thirty-two-year-old Gu Changsheng clapped both calloused palms onto the glowing lid of his [Dad’s Care-Package Upgrade Box].
While fifty live broadcast cameras—originally hired by Chosen One Long Aotian to film fifty million people drowning. Streamed every second in ultra-high-definition 4K to two billion citizens across World #10. Gu Changsheng poured thirty billion Dad Points of Rank 7 Late Architectural & Culinary Synthesis Authority straight into the thousand-foot-tall sapphire glacier!
[Household Synthesis System — Disaster-to-Amusement-Park Remodel Activated!]
[Host: Gu Changsheng (Age: 32 | Realm: Rank 7 Late — Planetary Guardian)]
[Materials Detected: The 1,000-Foot Purified Frost-Phoenix Glacier + 500,000 Tons of Shattered Star-Steel Dam Rebar + 1,000 Rainbow Crystal Toboggan Chutes + 500 Tons of Auntie Qin’s Fresh Strawberry, Mango & Condensed-Milk Syrups!]
[Deducting 30,000,000,000 (30B) Dad Points... Synthesis Complete!]
[Congratulations! You have synthesized: The Three-River Unbreakable Crystal Megadam & Free Planetary Shaved-Ice Water Park (Rank 7 Late Permanent Civic Landmark)!]
HUMMMMMMM—CHING-DING-A-LING!
