BOOOOOOOOOOM—HUMMMMMMM!
Above the blue-glazed roof tiles of the [Gu Family Flying Courtyard Star-Fortress], five colossal, thousand-mile-wide whirlpools of golden auspicious starlight spun in harmony across the Sector 6 border sky!
Instead of the dark, destructive blood-lightning tribulations that would have struck the five children if they had grown up into the lonely. World-hating villains of the original plot, the heavens themselves were forced by the [Eleven-Star Home-Defense Great Array] and the golden faith ocean of twenty billion grateful citizens to send down Five Golden Merit-Baptism Cascades!
On the command bridge of the thirty-mile bone-skull flagship, [Half-Step Rank 8 Star-Lord Admiral Black-Skull] felt his scalp tingling so violently that his pirate tricorne hat nearly popped off his head.
“Five pre-teen brats—the oldest barely thirteen and the youngest still wearing toddler overalls—condensing Rank 7 Planetary Guardian Nascent Souls at the exact same time?!” Admiral Black-Skull roared in hoarse disbelief, slamming his solid-gold peg-leg into the deck until sparks flew. “In the entire outer rim, it takes a top sect’s genius five hundred years of secluded cultivation just to touch the threshold of Rank 7!
If we let all five of Gu Changsheng’s brats step into the Nascent Soul realm together, how the hell are we supposed to collect Warden Tianfa’s bounty?!”
