“An interplanetary Hot-Spring & Rainbow Ice-Slide Waterpark?!”
On the sunlit lawn of the [Gu Family Flying Courtyard Star-Cruiser], twelve-year-old Gu Nian, thirteen-year-old Ye Xiao, ten-year-old right Su Nuannuan, nine-year-old Jiang Tuntun, and toddler Little Fifth (Ao Xing) all jumped three feet into the air with cheers that echoed across the fleet!
Meanwhile, tied to a post near the vegetable garden in a bright yellow [PROBATIONARY JANITOR #001] vest—whereGu Changsheng had thawed him from the neck down so he could sweep cabbage leaves—former Chief Overseer Xuan Bing nearly choked on his broom handle!
“Y-you want to turn the sacred Central Judicial Spire of Sector 6 and the Ten-Thousand-Year Frost Pillar... into a children’s swimming pool and water slide?!” Xuan Bing spluttered, his hawk-like face twitching as he stared at the three-mile-tall fortress tower floating behind the courtyard.
“Lord Gu! Lady Empress! That Frost Pillar was carved from ten-thousand-year abyssal despair stone!
For three centuries, every prisoner chained inside that spire wept blood and resentment into the rocks! Even if you melt the ice, the residual gloomy yin-qi will make mortal children shiver and cry!”
“It only makes kids shiver if you leave your boss’s ugly prison decorations on it,” Gu Changsheng said casually, walking out to the rear towing deck with Empress Luo Qingxue at his side and all five children trotting eagerly behind him. “In the Gu household, we don’t believe in leaving dark memories sitting around.
