“We have been exposed! Brothers of the Void-Shadow Unit—bite the Soul-Dissolving Cyanide Capsules in our back molars! Never let the Chaos Demon Family interrogate us alive!”
Out in the backyard cabbage patch of the [Gu Family Flying Courtyard Star-Cruiser], Spy Chief Wu Ying. Still shivering in his red-heart-patterned boxer shorts while a plump spirit-rooster stood triumphantly on his head—clenched his jaw to crush the lethal suicide poison capsule hidden inside his left molar!
Across the cabbage furrow, all twenty-nine of his elite Script Pavilion Dimensional Spies bared their teeth to bite down on their poison capsules at the exact same instant!
In any normal grimdark novel, the thirty fanatical intelligence agents would have died spitting black blood on the spot, leaving the heroes with zero clues about the enemy’s middle-belt defenses.
Unfortunately for Spy Chief Wu Ying, he was trying to commit suicide ten yards away from a Rank 8 Mid Peak Ice-Sword Empress who had four [WORLD’S #1 BEST MOM] gold star stickers on her forehead and a basket of fifty tangled yarn skeins in her hands!
“Trying to spit dirty poison on my husband’s organic cabbages?”
Empress Luo Qingxue’s silver-blue phoenix eyes narrowed half a millimeter.
Without even putting down her knitting basket, she flicked the tiny brass sewing thimble on her right middle finger!
