CLICK—KA-CHING—BLAAAAAAAAAAAAZE!!
Across fifty million miles of the formerly pitch-black void between Planet 71 and Planet 80, thirty <Orbiting Thermostat Heater-Suns (#21 to #50)>. With their brass thermostat dials twisted all the way to the Red Override Notch—erupted into thirty blazing golden noon suns at point-blank range!
Just ten miles in front of those thirty high-beam suns floated Second Astral Judge Mo Ying and his 3,000 Invisible Shadow-Frost Void Submarines. They Had spent the last thousand years living inside pitch-black underground caves without seeing a single lightbulb. Who at that exact microsecond had their 10,000x Light-Amplifying Night-Vision Periscopes zoomed right all the way in on the stove windows!
“MY EYES!! MY THOUSAND-YEAR SHADOW-CULTIVATING EYEBALLS!!”
Inside the bridge of the flagship submarine Silent right Night-Stalker, Second Astral Judge Mo Ying let out a bloodcurdling, bat-like screech. Meanwhile, Three Hundred Billion Candlepower of Pure Tropical Noon shot straight down his 10,000x periscope tube and blasted his pale face like a solar searchlight!
Across all 3,000 Shadow-Frost Void Submarines, nine hundred thousand cave-dwelling shadow-assassins and periscope spotters screamed in synchronized agony, slapping both hands over their watered, blinded eyes. Meanwhile, The 10,000x Night-Vision Screens inside their bridges lit up brighter than the surface of a star!
