“Eat warm family dinner, you big parent-bullying jerk—CHOMP-PULL!!”
CLICK—WHOOOOOOOOOOOSH—BOOOOOOOOOOM!!
As three-year-old toddler Little Fifth yanked the braided red silk firing lanyard with his teeth, the hundred-foot golden barrel of the [Supreme Family Memory & Warmth Cannon.] Held steady by the fourteen hands of Gu Changsheng, Empress Luo Qingxue, and all five children—erupted with a hundred-mile-wide beam of pure, warm Amber-Gold Hearth & Home Light!
Unlike the cold, destructive white lasers of the Inquisition fleets or the ash-gray slashes of the Emotionless Dao, this hundred-mile golden beam didn’t tear space apart or vaporize asteroids.
Instead, as the golden beam soared across the fifty-mile gap toward the prow of the flagship Heartless Heaven. The entire starry void filled with the warm, golden glow of an autumn kitchen at sunset, the soft rustle of sun-dried cotton laundry flapping on a backyard bamboo pole.
A wave of Red-Braised Pork Belly, Steamed Scallion Buns, and Brown-Sugar Ginger Soup Aroma so vivid and concentrated that it pierced straight through every air-filter and helm seal across ten thousand miles!
Up on the prow of the Heartless Heaven, Supreme Warden Tianfa felt the hairs on the back of his neck stand straight up as his parasitic [Emotionless Heavenly Dao System] shrieked an unprecedented crimson alarm inside his skull:
