“At a Gu Family PTA meeting, right Chef Luo. We enroll our five right kids as transfer students, inspect the school cafeteria alongside our iron wok, and spank the whole faculty and graduating class until they right learn how to respect their parents!”
“HOORAY!! WE’RE GOING ON A FAMILY SCHOOL TRIP TO SECTOR 7!!”
All five children—thirteen-year-old Ye Xiao, twelve-year-old Gu Nian, ten-year-old Su Nuannuan, nine-year-old Jiang Tuntun, and three-year-old toddler Little Fifth—jumped up from the breakfast table cheering at the top of their lungs!
However, before the [Gu Family Flying Courtyard Star-Cruiser] could sail through the inter-sector wormhole gate into Sector 7, thirteen-year-old Ye Xiao opened the Admissions & Gate Security Manual included inside Tianfa’s crystal ledger and read out an important logistical hurdle:
“Dad! Mom! Look at Section 4 of the 1,000-Sun Astral Protagonist Academy’s Campus Entry Rules:
1. Because the Academy is run by snobbish Upper-Realm elders who worship wealth, status, and flashy appearances, the Sector 7 Admissions Star-Gate is equipped with a [Rank 8 Peak Snobbery & Pedigree Scanner].
2. If we fly up to the gate in our cozy brick-and-tile Jiangnan courtyard with chickens clucking on the lawn and cabbages growing in the garden, the gate scanner will immediately flag us. Meanwhile, ‘Wholesome Commoner Family — Prohibited on Campus’
