“Fire every flashy attack we’ve got straight at his front door!”
At Gu Changsheng’s theatrical roar, the entire front deck of the Flying Courtyard Star-Cruiser erupted into action. Behind the ship, nine thousand five hundred Rank 8 Jade-Turtle Battle-Mechs arrayed across the cavern joined in, launching the loudest, brightest, most dazzling bombardment the Central Mega-Sun had ever witnessed!
BOOM-CRACKLE-WHIZZZZZ-BANG-BANG-BANG!!
To anyone watching from inside the Ten-Layer Heavenly Script Absolute Defense Barrier, it looked as though Gu Changsheng had completely lost his cool and ordered an all-out, desperate frontal siege!
Leading the charge on the left, Gu Changsheng swung his Cast-Iron Wok Spatula in wide, blazing sweeps. He unleashed nine colossal, thousand-foot-long Golden Solar-Furnace Fire Dragons that roared across the magma gap and slammed into the front wall of the Script Barrier!
Yet just before he released each dragon, Gu Changsheng used his flawless culinary fire-control to hollow out ninety-nine point nine percent of their internal destructive core. In place of lethal solar fire, he stuffed their bellies with five hundred tons of Care-Package Fused New Year Sparkler Powder, Roasted Sesame Oil, and Popcorn Kernels!
KABOOOOOOOM—POP-POP-POP-SPARKLE!!
When the nine thousand-foot Golden Fire Dragons crashed against the outer layer of the Heavenly Script Barrier, they didn’t crack the runes. Instead, they exploded into a ten-mile-wide curtain of blinding golden-and-crimson festival fireworks, filling the entire front hemisphere of the furnace with ten million popping golden stars and thick, fragrant clouds of buttered-popcorn smoke!
