Thirty miles of roaring crimson-black Script-Erasure Lightning plunged out of the upper atmosphere like a falling star-ship. Its fangs dripping with Rank 9 Early Galactic Deletion Law capable of vaporizing an entire solar system on contact!
Down under the kitchen prep table, captured Chief Envoy Gu Biao squeezed his eyes shut and began reciting his own funeral elegy at top speed, convinced that the entire courtyard. Along with his pink apron and his unwashed soup bowls—was half a second away from being erased from the cosmic registry.
Up on the glazed tiles of the courtyard roof, however, thirteen-year-old Jiang Tuntun tapped her quilted floral [Courtyard Oven Mitts] together and called out to her big brother beside her:
“Brother Nian! That big red electric eel is thirty miles long! If I swallow it all in one piece without chewing, Grandpa Fu says I’ll get hiccups at the dinner table!
Cut it into six medium meatballs for me!”
“Six medium meatballs, coming right up!”
Fourteen-year-old Gu Nian grinned, bent his knees on the roof ridge, and channeled the full, unbridled power of his Rank 8 Early Benevolent Chaos-Star Bone. Amplified tenfold by the Five-Sibling 10x Redeemed Bonus and the 1,000-Light-Year Homestead Barrier!
