Across the blinding Golden Manuscript Page spanning the firmament of all 1,000 Galaxies, the seven solar-system-sized iron quills continued carving burning crimson lines of high-dimensional decree text with frantic, venomous fury:
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[HEAVENLY SCRIPT PAVILION — EMERGENCY QUARANTINE & PURGE ORDER!]
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* THREAT CLASSIFICATION:
-> [LEVEL-OMEGA UNSCRIPTED FAMILY VIRUS (“THE WARM-COURTYARD PLAGUE”)]!
* ITEMIZED LIST OF NARRATIVE CRIMES COMMITTED BY HOST GU CHANGSHENG:
1. Refused to die on Page Three; replaced tragic orphan trauma with three hot meals a day, bedtime tales, and Little Red Flower Stickers!
