“Time for two thousand crispy black-sesame tangyuan for dessert!”
Standing atop the overturned grain basket in the Main Granary Square of the Golden-Ear Main Planet, fourteen-year-old Jiang Tuntun finished her last plump [Infinite Star-Wheat & Chaos-Pork Dumpling]. Wiped her mouth neatly with the clean cotton handkerchief Empress Luo Qingxue had tucked into her apron pocket. Closed the latches of her [Galvanized Galactic Lunchbox].
Above her head in the dark Western sky, the 2,000 Marinated Black-Hole Singularities. Each containing one hundred stolen suns wrapped inside a crispy, pan-seared black-sesame skin glazed with [Dad’s Homemade Chili-Vinegar Dipping Sauce]—hovered like two thousand gigantic lantern-festival rice balls!
Up in the fifth-dimensional Floating Gold Vault, the King of Plunder watched in mounting panic as the fourteen-year-old girl took a deep breath and raised her five-foot-long [Giant Wooden Rice Spoon] toward the sky.
“Is she crazy?! Even if Gu Changsheng’s vinegar neutralized the antimatter triggers on the outside, those two thousand singularities still contain the raw stellar mass and nuclear fire of 200,000 natural suns!”
The King of Plunder slammed his gold-ringed hands onto his Golden Script-Typewriter. Burning a drop of his golden Author Essence onto his Golden Fate-Quill to carve a mandatory physical law across Sector 3 (The Western 200 Galaxies):
