“Make way! Chief Alchemist Huo of the Myriad Pill Sect is coming through with the Sacred Spirit-Testing Mirror!”
Flanked by twenty sneering Rank 5 Early Sect Alchemists in golden-cauldron robes, purple-faced Chief Alchemist Huo , at Rank 5 High. Stormed across the marble avenue and planted his boots squarely on the front steps of Gu Family Gummy-Bear Supermarket #1!
Holding a two-foot bronze Rank 5 Alchemy Spirit-Testing Mirror high above his head, Chief Alchemist Huo channeled his voice to boom over the three-mile line of shoppers:.
“Stop buying this fraudulent sugar-water, you blind fools!” Chief Alchemist Huo bellowed, pointing a fat. Trembling finger at Gu Changsheng and Grandpa Yao, who had just stepped out onto the front porch with the four children.
“I am a certified Rank 5 High Grandmaster Alchemist with forty years of furnace experience!
It violates every law of heaven and earth to refine a Rank 5 elixir for half a spirit stone without mineral catalysts! That Old Chen was clearly a paid actor whose breakthrough was faked using forbidden Three-Day Blood-Boiling Stimulant Poison!”
Down in the crowd, newly promoted Rank 5 Early Old Chen held up his six-year-old granddaughter Little Bean and yelled back furiously: “Paid actor your grandmother’s leg, Huo! Look at the twenty-year black lead ball I spat onto your curb—every street doctor in Myriad Pill City knows I was crippled at Rank 4 Peak since the year you became deacon!”
