KRA-CLANG—HSSSSSSSSSS!
Inside the ruined central hall of the Central Abyssal Editorial Citadel, a blinding, blood-red rift tore open across the ceiling of the fifth dimension. Meanwhile, the King of Tragedy and the King of Doom fused their Golden Script-Typewriters into a single sacrificial doomsday engine!
Kneeling in front of the fused blood-typewriter, the King of Tragedy and the King of Doom visibly withered before the eyes of the watching cosmos. Their hair turning brittle grey, their skin shriveling like dry parchment. 90% of their Ten-Million-Year Immortal Lifespans burning up in a single breath to fuel the most forbidden, foundational law in the Heavenly Script Pavilion’s history!
“LET THE CLOCK OF THE UNIVERSE REWIND TEN YEARS!” the King of Tragedy screamed, coughing up black blood onto the keys as his skeletal fingers hammered the fused typewriter at lunatic speed.
“By the foundational canon law of every cultivation manuscript ever written in the Heavenly Script Pavilion, a happy father is an illegal anomaly! Every righteous father MUST die early on the third page of the tale so his orphaned children can suffer!”
“DIE IN THE SNOW, GU CHANGSHENG!” the King of Doom roared through blackened teeth, slamming the master execution bar with both withered hands.
