HUMMMMMMMMMMMMM—BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
On the wooden prow of the [Galactic Flying Courtyard], the colliding forces of two entire cosmologies met inside thirty-five-year-old Gu Changsheng’s chest!
Pressing down from above was the King of Tragedy and the King of Doom’s [Ultimate Three-Typewriter Page-Three Retroactive Father-Killing Curse]. One hundred thousand years of accumulated fifth-dimensional death-scripts trying to compress time, rot Gu Changsheng’s lungs back into mortal tuberculosis, and erase ten years of family warmth!
And erupting upward from within Gu Changsheng’s dantian was the boundless, golden ocean of [UNLIMITED GALACTIC DAD POINTS / DAY]. The [5 x 10x Redeemed Sovereign Child Multiplier] of Gu Nian, Ye Xiao, Su Nuannuan, Jiang Tuntun. Little Fifth Ao Xing pressing their palms against his back, the unbreakable marital resonance of Empress Luo Qingxue holding his waist.
The roaring, tearful prayers of One Quadrillion Protected Citizens holding up their golden porch lanterns across 1,000 Galaxies!
“Crumble, Gu Changsheng! Cough up blood and die in the snow like the third page of the original manuscript commanded!” the withered King of Tragedy. King of Doom shrieked from the ruined citadel, pouring the last drops of their marrow-blood into the fused typewriter!
Inside Gu Changsheng’s dantian, the 1-Trillion-Star Inner Hearth-Galaxy didn’t crumble.
