SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP—!!
The sound of fourteen-year-old Jiang Tuntun taking her first full-power pull on [The Cosmic Boba Milk-Tea Straw & Sweet-Filter Blender] echoed. All nine floors of the Heavenly Script Pavilion like a joyful cosmic typhoon!
Out in the center of Floors Five and Six, a whirlpool the size of a spiral galaxy formed instantly in the middle of the ten-million-mile caramel-brown ocean!
Driven by the bottomless, pocket-galaxy suction of Jiang Tuntun’s [Abyssal Gluttony Stomach], combined with the Rank 10-grade flow laws of her father’s custom boba straw. The ocean level across the entire continent-spanning cavern began to drop at a mind-boggling one thousand vertical feet per second!
Inside the translucent emerald-jade shaft of the straw, a roaring river of creamy Caramel-Brown Sesame Milk Tea, snowy Salted Cheese Foam. Trillions of freshly compressed Black-Sugar Tapioca Boba Pearls rocketed upward in a continuous golden-brown spiral!
Every single curse that the Chief Author had spent ten billion years brewing. Every “Betray Your Sworn Brother” hex, every “Slaughter Nine Generations” compulsion, every “The Heavens Are Heartless” nihilistic plague—was sucked straight into the straw’s spinning Golden Caramel-Filter Chamber!
Whirrrrrr—pop-pop-pop-pop-pop!
Inside that filter chamber, Gu Changsheng’s 100% Flaw-Free Household Law stripped away every shred of malice and rolled the raw Origin starch into warm. Glossy, brown-sugar tapioca pearls that landed in Jiang Tuntun’s mouth at a rate of ten billion pearls per second!
