Down on the bare basalt floor at the dead center of Floor Five. The five-hundred-thousand-mile Despair-Ink Leviathan felt the golden suction nozzle of [The Cosmic Boba Milk-Tea Straw & Sweet-Filter Blender] clamp around its tail-fin like a giant vacuum cleaner hose!
All one thousand of the monster whale’s blood-red eyes bulged out through its coating of whipped salted cheese foam in sheer, existential horror!
“LET GO OF MY TAIL!!”
Digging all ten of its massive black squid-tentacles into the basalt bedrock of Floor Five, the Half-Step Rank 10 Avatar of Massacre & Nihilism pulled forward with every ounce of its planetary strength—
SCRAAAAAAPE!
Ten deep grooves were gouged into the black stone floor as its tentacles slipped on a puddle of leftover caramel syrup!
Up on the white diamond-ice balcony, fourteen-year-old Jiang Tuntun held the emerald-and-gold straw with both hands, took a neat little breath through her nose just like her dad had reminded her. Gave one firm, focused tug of suction:
SLUUUUUUUURP—THWUMP!!
